No, it’s not a bad dead baby joke. It’s a game by OrangePixel for the Android called Toddlers ‘Shake it’. WTF?
The instructions go something like this:
Step 1: Shake your phone.
Step 2: Watch your Toddler fly up.
Step 3: Tilt your phone left and right to collect extra air-time.
Step 4: Bounce as much as possible
Step 5: Have a lot of fun!
Step 6: Try to land them safely (optional)

…Right. This game basically uses your contactlist to generate ‘toddlers’ you can throw up in the air. The goal is to keep the toddlers in the air as long as possible, bouncing on platforms, grabbing rockets, reaching the stars and maybe getting your toddler friend abducted by aliens (!?)
The gameplay is not the most innovative idea out there, but the concept is hilarious! Even if you’re not into dead baby jokes, I’m sure tossing a toddler with the same name as your friend Joe will bring a smile to your face.
Here’s a short features list:
- Simple tilt and shake controls
- Audio enabled
- Unlockable extras
- Unlockable Achievements (Rumblex.com)
- Online High Score rankings (Rumblex.com)
